#34 - Charles II (Return of the King)

Oliver Cromwell's death paved the way for the restoration of the monarchy and the return of King Charles II, a political comeback that at one stage looked as unlikely as Nigel Farage returning to head up the Reform Party - although that is of course less a return of the king and more a return of the c*nt. When it came to Scotland, Charles had not forgotten about his shabby treatment by the Presbyterian Commissioners who had constantly berated him about the evils of his family, and who would quote other passages from Prince Harry's autobiography as well, and so, when the king returned to his Scottish throne, he did so with some scores to settle.....